{"product_id":"the-shirtiest-shirt","title":"The Shirtiest Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 680px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #ccc; font-size: 0.7em; margin: 0 0 1.5em;\"\u003e* By adding this to your cart you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, are not purchasing on behalf of Anish Kapoor or any associate of Anish Kapoor, and to the best of your knowledge this shirt will not make its way into the hands of Anish Kapoor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #aaa; font-size: 0.75em; letter-spacing: 0.15em; text-transform: uppercase; margin: 0 0 1.2em;\"\u003eLimited Edition Screenprint · T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 1.2em;\"\u003eStuart Semple's Shirtiest Shirt is a single-colour studio screenprint on 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton. It says everything by saying nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 1.2em;\"\u003eMade for people who know who they are and don't need to explain it. Hand-silkscreened in the studio, printed in white on white, existing quietly in the most loaded way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f2f2f2; border-radius: 4px; padding: 1.5em 2em; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/4258\/5947\/files\/DSC09864web_1024x1024_2x_jpg.webp?v=1787932226\" alt=\"\"\u003e“The ultimate fashion accessory for any art connoisseur. Wear your non-niche on your chest.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f2f2f2; border-radius: 4px; padding: 1.5em 2em; margin: 0 0 1.8em;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eStuart has been making work about belonging, exclusion, and the absurdity of gatekeeping since the early days of Culture Hustle. This shirt is that conversation, compressed into cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #aaa; font-size: 0.75em; letter-spacing: 0.15em; text-transform: uppercase; margin: 0 0 0.6em;\"\u003eHow to use it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 1.8em;\"\u003eWear it. Wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry. This is a piece of studio art on a garment, so treat it accordingly. No refunds or exchanges once ordered since each one is produced to order, so please check your size carefully before buying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 1.8em;\"\u003eOne colour. One statement. No affiliation with Anish Kapoor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #aaa; font-size: 0.75em; letter-spacing: 0.15em; text-transform: uppercase; margin: 0 0 0.6em;\"\u003eTech spec\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding: 0; margin: 0 0 1.8em;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● One-colour studio screenprint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Unisex fit, S to 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Width: 18\" (S) to 28\" (3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Length: 28\" (S) to 33\" (3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Sleeve: 8.9\" (S) to 10.4\" (3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Size tolerance: ±1.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Weight: 0.22 lb per unit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Produced and fulfilled via Printify\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; font-style: italic; color: #888; font-size: 0.9em; margin: 0;\"\u003eCulture Hustle Studio · Not for Anish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47857903665301,"sku":"14802402976454660699","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":47857903698069,"sku":"34176739722761509148","price":30.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":47857903730837,"sku":"26919036065480769876","price":30.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":47857903763605,"sku":"33765232123257405193","price":30.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":47857903796373,"sku":"13788766397582299155","price":30.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":47857903829141,"sku":"32148767001577241815","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0315\/0207\/3901\/files\/20260829121019-1f1a3a29-a950-62da-8708-aaabc43231b1.jpg?v=1788006134","url":"https:\/\/store.stuartsemple.com\/products\/the-shirtiest-shirt","provider":"stuartsemplestore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}