{"product_id":"tote-bag-im-not-a-niche-man-cotton-canvas-tote-funny-statement-grocery-everyday-tote","title":"\"I'm Not a Niche Man\" Tote Bag","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 680px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: inherit;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #ccc; font-size: 0.7em; margin-bottom: 2em;\"\u003eNot available to Anish Kapoor, his associates, his subsidiaries, or anyone in his immediate or extended family circle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #aaa; font-size: 0.75em; letter-spacing: 0.12em; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 1.2em;\"\u003eStatement Tote\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 1.2em;\"\u003eA heavyweight cotton tote with something to say.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 1.2em;\"\u003e12 oz natural canvas holds its shape properly. Long reinforced handles sit comfortably over the shoulder when it's loaded with books, groceries, or a laptop. Flat-corner construction keeps the profile slim. The typographic print on the front does the talking so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f2f2f2; padding: 1.5em 2em; border-radius: 4px; margin-bottom: 2em;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-style: italic; color: #555;\"\u003e“The statement is on the bag. You just carry it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #aaa; font-size: 0.75em; letter-spacing: 0.12em; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 0.6em;\"\u003eHow to use it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 2em;\"\u003eUse it for certain gallery visits, or anywhere you want a bag that doesn't look like a bag. Spot clean if needed, and keep the iron off the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #aaa; font-size: 0.75em; letter-spacing: 0.12em; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 0.6em;\"\u003eTech spec\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding: 0; margin: 0 0 2em;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● 100% heavyweight cotton canvas, 12 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Flat-corner construction, slim profile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Reinforced self-fabric handles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Sewn-in label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Available in Natural\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Dimensions: 15\" x 16\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Blank sourced from India, printed by Printify\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"padding: 4px 0;\"\u003e● Spot clean only. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron over print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47857855234197,"sku":"30472356065045528861","price":26.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0315\/0207\/3901\/files\/20260829112916-1f1a39cd-e3d5-6f1a-8fb7-52dbc9f77703.jpg?v=1788005966","url":"https:\/\/store.stuartsemple.com\/en-de\/products\/tote-bag-im-not-a-niche-man-cotton-canvas-tote-funny-statement-grocery-everyday-tote","provider":"stuartsemplestore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}